I found these in my archives:
> Funny How $100 "looks" so big when taken to church, but so small when taken to the mall.
> Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.
> Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are, but how short they are when watching a movie.
> Funny how people get thrilled when a football game goes into overtime, but complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
> Funny how people want to get a front seat at a concert or game, but scramble to get a back seat at church services.
> Funny how people believe whatever the media says, but question what the Bible says.
> Funny how hard it is to sit down and read the Bible, but how easy it is to sit for hours watching TV.
> Funny how people can send a thousand jokes through Facebook and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
> Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they don't have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.
> Funny, huh?